Saturday, April 4, 2015

DRINKS DOSSIER

CERTIFIABLY SPEAKING THERE IS NOT AN ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD THAT WONT CAUSE A HANGOVER, BUT YOU CAN DECREASE THE PAIN BY CHOOSING YOUR POISON WISELY. THE RELIABLES AND THE DEFINITELY AVOIDABLES FOLLOW:-

BOURBON:- BOURBON HURTS LIKE NO OTHER SPIRIT- ITS GOT EIGHT TIMES THE CONGENERS OF GIN AND THAT MEANS EIGHT TIMES THE HANGOVER.

RUM:- RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE, IT'S BETTER THAN BOURBS BUT ONLY JUST.

BRANDY:- BEST DRINK WITH A NICE CUP OF TEA ON A DELIGHTFUL SUNDAY AFTERNOON. JUST DON'T EXPECT TO FEEL TOO GOOD ON MONDAY.

BEER:- HALF ALCOHOL BEVEAGE, HALF SOFT DRINK YOU CAN IT TILL YOUR BELLY BLOATS AND FEEL JUST SHY OR SEET, THE NEXT DAY WHICH ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, IS NOT TOO BAD.

GIN:- GIN AND TONIC SEEMS TO BE THE FAVOURITE DRINKS BUT BEWARE TOO MUCH QUININE CONTAINED IN THE TONIC PACKS A MASSIVE FOLLOWING HANGOVER.

VODKA:- AGAIN, A TESTIMONY TO FEMININE INGENUITY OR PLAIN COMMON SENSE AND NO LONGER WITH LIME AND PRESERV, VODKA DOWNED WITH LIME AND SODA AS ACCOMPANIMENTS IS VIRTUALLY HANGOVER FREE.

CHAMPAGNE:- THER'S YOUR DEVIL IN DISGUISE. ON IT'S OWN, IT IS NOT GOING TO CAUSE MUCH GRIEF BUT THE BUBBLES WILL GET YOU. CARBONATION MAKES YOUR BODY ABSORB THE ALCOHOL FASTER AND DOUBLES THE CHANCE THAT YOU WILL SAY "YEAH, WHY NOT?" TOO MANY TIMES TO THAT NEXT DRINK OFFER.

COCKTAILS:- IF YOU WANT TO DRINK WITHOUT GETTING A HANGOVER A WELL MADE COCKTAIL IS AS CLOSE AS YOU ARE GOING TO GET. GO HEAVY ON THE ICE AND FRUIT. FOR MAX EFFECT, PICK ONE WITH BANANAS OR TOMATO JUICE.

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